Only the bravest venture to the edge of the Shire. Who knows what creatures lie in wait down Wildings Lane.
Which tree is the Witch Tree, I wonder?
My shire is full of surprises…
Some names are poetic and enchanting – like Durdle Door on the Jurassic coast in Dorset. It almost sounds like a spell, if you say it slowly.
Dur-dle-door …
But would you dawdle by Durdle Door? If you look closely at the cliffs, they resemble a dinosaur with his head in the sea.
You can imagine holiday makers fleeing for their lives when the monster stops drinking and looks around for his next course. Very Jurassic Park.
Meanwhile, other names are just a bit silly. (Thank you to Lauren Gummery for this one!) Perhaps Carter was tipsy when he drove his cart down here …
… and ended up here.
Zig Zag Road.
Definitely duck with this type of wind blowing! (St Andrews, Scotland.)
Seven may be a lucky number, but this place could be trouble too! (Saffron Walden)
Then there are the names that remind me of The Mirror of Pharos …
Alpha the wolf would definitely approve of this one.
For me choosing a place name for a story is really important. The actual words give me a feeling of what the location is going to be like and a strong image of the landscape and people.
Morton Muxloe, where Jack lives, is in the middle of England far from the sea. It’s an entirely fictional place and I chose the name to reflect how Jack feels at the start of the story – stuck in the mud. Morte and muck slow. It’s a wonderful town really, with a fabulous market square like the one in Saffron Walden close to where I live. But Jack needs to head for the coast and live up to his surname …
I’ll keep adding names here. And if you see any good ones please send me a photo. (Email, Facebook, Twitter.) Let me know why you like them and maybe even something about the story they tell.
Be as nice as you can when you pass through here.
The ideal location for a match made in heaven? St Peter’s pearly gates could be just around the corner …